1 MONTH DOWN!
I would like to recap some of my favorite lines from our recent adventures.
On taking one highway for 1200 miles:
"Do you have your route planned out?"
"Down."
On angering southern drivers:
"Please don't get us shot by republicans"
On freaking out conservative waitresses:
"We're on our honeymoon"
"Have a good night"
"Oh we will"
On being surrounded by foreigners (no not spanish speaking ones) in Miami:
"This is a meeting of the UN"
"I left my passport in West Palm Beach"
On being perfect room mates:
"Why did we fix what wasn't broken?"
"You just had to go get married"
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awww i love these!! they're all true! :)
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